1. You will get dark hairs growing on your stomach which make you look like an ape!
2. That glow everyone talks about doesn't exist! You just get a face full of spots!
3. Feeling your baby kick for the first time is amazing but also very weird its like there's an alien in your belly!
4. Whenever you have to bend down to get something you have to plea or squat, not the most attractive look!
5. What baby wants baby gets. Even if you want chocolate if baby doesn't want it, it will let you know by making you get sick after it!
6. If you laugh or sneeze too hard you WILL pee a bit!! Be prepared!
7. Using bio oil will not stop you getting stretch marks if you are prone to them you will get them anyway!
8. You wont be able to run anymore and if you try you will look ridiculous. You will also have to hold your boobs as they will feel like they are going to fall off!
9. Everyone will touch your belly even strangers and its SO awkward, if you didn't put it there don't feel the need to keep poking at it!
10. You will loose all your dignity even before you give birth, you will be surprised how many people get to poke and prod at you throughout your pregnancy!
